funny+food

The top five best cures/solutions for illnesses and/or physical defects/problems among plants are:
 * head ache relief || for || lettuce ||
 * a pacemaker || for || an artichoke ||
 * a hearing aid || for || corn ||
 * contact lenses || for || a potato ||
 * a workout program || for || an apple ||
 * cure/solution || plant ||